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Blogging is back, babbeyy. So let's get out there and do some posting.

With the return of blogs to the world, or at least my world and the World of Poasting in the corner of the internet I inhabit, there is only one truth.

That the best form of content is controversial content.

So let's get at it.

Pineapple on pizza, eh?

Food of the gods or an affront to all that is good and holy in the world?

To find out, I conducted some research.

I posed this question on the federated social network Mastodon.

Of the 135 respondents, a whopping 63% thought that pineapple on pizza was acceptable. Meanwhile, one in five respondents told me to shut the fuck up.

What do we make of that?

I also took this highly contentious topic to the remaining local Facebook group that I am yet to be banned from.

At time of writing 101 responses had been collected. 70% of people think pineapple deserves to be on pizza, while just over 10% where wondering why I was asking this question.

It is worth noting that the comments attached to the Facebook poll contained (again, at time of writing) zero racism. That is, I feel, an achievement it and of itself.

But these are just the opinions of randoms, the unwashed masses. We've seen what they are capable of doing and I, for one, don't trust them.

So I turned to LinkedIn. The professional social network.

44% of responses on LinkedIn indicated the existence of pineapple on pizza was acceptable. Something to note for managers when it is time for the next office-party-in-lieu-of-a-raise-or-vaguely-palatable-working-conditions.

Similar to Mastodon, a touch more than one in five respondents suggested that I should stop recycling such done to death ideas.

The next steps from here? Argue about it online, of course.

After the blogs come the blog warz.